Blonde SMS Text Messages - Page 1

Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday!
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SMS message by:
Donald D.
 
The blonde went to the pizza place
and ordered a pizza.
The pizza guy asked her if she
wanted it cut into 6 pieces or 12.
"Oh, 6," she said.
"I could never eat 12 pieces!"
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SMS message by:
Jay D.
 
How do blonde braincells die?
Alone!
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SMS message by:
Sam T
 
Why did the blonde tell her pastor
under no circumstances would she have
more than 3 children?
Because she heard that 1 out of 4 children
born in the world is Chinese!
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SMS message by:
Max O.
 
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over"
on both sides of a piece of paper!
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SMS message by:
Max O.
 
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