Crude SMS Text Messages - Page 1

Roses are red,
violetts are blue,
God made me beautiful,
but what happend to you?
Ø-Value: 4,6
Ratings: 80
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Mum + Dad + Beer - Condom = You
Ø-Value: 4,53
Ratings: 201
rate

SMS message by:
tob
 
Leave!
So we can talk about you!
Ø-Value: 4,06
Ratings: 110
rate

SMS message by:
Nastja
 
I love your smile,
your face,
and your eyes.
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Ø-Value: 
Ratings: 0
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SMS message by:
Luke
 
You are one of the most CUTE
persons in the world
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
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Ratings: 0
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SMS message by:
Jessy
 
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