Double Meaning SMS Text Messages - Page 1

Girl: It's 2 tight
Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly
Girl: Push it in
Boy: Ah, I can't
Girl: It's painful
Boy: Forget it...
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We'll buy a new wedding ring!
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SMS message by:
Bambi
 
A short thing get longer as u hold it,
pass between woman's breast,
and enters into a small hole.
What's that?
A cars seat belt!
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SMS message by:
Jonny77
 
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly.
That is the way to eat a
Tandoori Chicken!
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SMS message by:
Michael D.
 
I want to suck you...
lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, that's how you...
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...eat an ice cream!
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SMS message by:
Bella B.
 
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, I was hurt.
Bloody mosquito!
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SMS message by:
Famous
 
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