Funny SMS Text Messages - Page 1

One day a bird shit into my eye.
I didn't laugh, I didn't cry,
I just thanked god,
that cows can't fly!
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SMS message by:
engeli
 
If your girlfriend gets a baby,
join the army or the navy!
Ø-Value: 4,75
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SMS message by:
kolly
 
Have you problems, make a point,
take it easy, smoke a joint!
Ø-Value: 4,67
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SMS message by:
Bärlie
 
Remember that night
We kissed in the hall
I missed your lips
and kissed the wall.
Ø-Value: 4,56
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SMS message by:
mel1987
 
The only thing we need,
is love and Weed!
Ø-Value: 4,34
Ratings: 56
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SMS message by:
PIMP
 
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